This is a collection of some, but by no means all, of the funniest things I've heard during my time in South Africa.
“Hello bums”- Man in the street to me. Also nurse to my friend.
"Recycling? HAIBO! I dont do such things" - Taxi driver on being asked about his green credentials.
“Your name is like tinned fish. You can just get it anywhere” My cousin to me, cos my name’s so common.
"Shoot the bastards... and shoot to kill" - former security minister telling calling on police to shoot to kill.
These are so funny! Should have told you that you look like a Mary from the start!!
ReplyDeleteDo you remember the lady in Woolies?